just for funzies.

COPIED from this lady.

If I were a month, I'd be May.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 2:30pm.
If I were a planet, I'd be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a cuttle fish.
If I were a direction, I'd be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a love seat.
If I were a liquid, I'd probably be bubbles, and you could buy me in $1 bottles from the dollar store for an afternoon of childlike excitement!
If I were a tree, I'd be the tallest, strongest tree in the forest.
If I were a tool, I'd be a power drill.
If I were a flower, I'd be a lotus.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be pouring rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a tambourine.
If I were a colour, I'd be aqua/turquoise/sea green.
If I were an emotion, I'd be desire.
If I were a fruit, I'd be a slice of refreshing watermelon.
If I were a sound, I'd be a flock of birds wings flapping.
If I were an element, I'd be earth.
If I were a car, I'd be a motorcycle instead.
If I were a food, I'd be lays chips.
If I were a place, I'd be Sweden.
If I were a material, I'd be spandex.
If I were a taste, I'd be sickeningly sweet.
If I were a scent, I'd smell fresh, like soap, or tangerines.
If I were an object, I'd be a jewelry box.
If I were a body part, I'd be the eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a one sided mouth smile.
If I were a song I'd be perfect day - hoku
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be sneakers bitch!