What's in MY purse?!

This is not a joke I swear. Step 1: Dump it out (gently...kinda). Step 2: Organize into...piles? Step 3: Laugh ass off cuz there's a pint of vodka in there.



Let's see what's first...ok

Wallet from Ardene (my faaav store okaai)
Lancome Makeup sac
Benefit Lip gloss
Mac Lipstick
Maybelline Lipgloss
Lancome eyeliner
Covergirl Mascara
Benefit Mascara (Why do I have two mascaras in here you ask? I have no answer.)
Mirror
Hand Lotion
Nivea Deodorant
Covergirl Eyeshadow



Gas Receipt
Liquor Store Receipt
To do List
Note
Pen
Gum
AWESOME Ouija Board tin
Half eaten apple (DON'T JUDGE ME)



A Book (and a friggin good book at that!)
Sunglasses
4 hair elastics
Car keys
Birth control pills
2 other pill bottles



..finally..

Smirnoff Vodka, one pint
3 business/apt cards
Jump drive
Headphones!



Now shove off you nosey sods!